The Lisp
“Mr. Torrence!” shouted the slightly inebriated secretary, “You’re leaving all these papers behind, in such a pickle? The cleaners here have a reputation of ...
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Funnies
The Sindex
Apologies due in advance to Dante, and a warning to the unsuspecting mind about the lack of rigor and rampant pseudomathematics of the following text.
The Correct Kind of Work
The most profitable and timetested money-making system in the world is Communism. Compared to Communism, alternative systems crumble under pressure and invit...
Design
Mean Proximity Reduction
A reduction process for numerical collections based on repeated comparison of their elements with the current arithmetic mean. The process removes the item w...
Adaptive Stream Processing
Presented is a general streaming system for handling increasingly complex inputs and constrained observation. The system comprises distinct mechanisms a stre...
Ledger-Anchored Record Protocol
The following is an attempt to propose a method for loading standardized, readable data onto blockchain networks.
Verse
‘Retur o’ Imperialis’
By Angelov Devilanovov
Gerbils
To whom I show restraint, Or tangle riches in the mist, Voices, distant from my cyst Rabid they may never faint
In abandoned waterpark
A bald man heftly built throws you in the water off the ramp, along with a man-sized iron arrow you must catch in fall.
POS
Disorder as a State
Our considerations center around the prescriptive methods originating from acknowledged or assumed unknowability cascades that become operationalized in spit...
Notes on operationalization
You may not be able to describe a thing if you are using that thing to describe itself. You may be able to describe what it does but not what it is.