‘Retur o’ Imperialis’

What in the devil’s red hot butthole do these guys want?
One says half of Europe, other—t’be the Middle East’s snob bitter aunt
There must be something hidden underneath these piglet orders
Deep and stringent, as to carve t’f out o’these effing borders
Oink, bald piggy said – do this, do that!
Country waits, or w’tever, it’s all for this foreign stinking rat!

These wants, what are they if not needs?!
Those needs, they ‘quate to fear of personal and private past misdeeds!

Thine pants soiled for years in Soviet dingaling academy?
Doth thy present text o’ Wikipedia not compare to prior monster, so you hit me after raising me?

Return to golden cave, Beast Wonderful,
Servants’ve gathered grapes for you to smear,
Smear atop the other servants, you must smear away the fear
Alone and wishful for a better fiscal year